http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/posts/page/1/ This is my collection of funny and interesting things, famous super-long list of completely useless but somewhat interesting facts, I've either found on the net, or have received via Email. en Vox Mon, 09 Nov 2009 06:23:45 -0800 Copyright 2009 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/wonderful-definitions.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Rojak and Cocktail) http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/wonderful-definitions.html?_c=feed-rss http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/wonderful-definitions.html?_c=feed-rss Mon, 09 Nov 2009 06:23:45 -0800 School A place where Parents pay and children play Life Insurance A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage It's an agreement in wh... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/wonderful-definitions.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00ccff857a2c985d0123ddd02400860c?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> humor http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/warning-signs.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Rojak and Cocktail) http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/warning-signs.html?_c=feed-rss http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/warning-signs.html?_c=feed-rss Sat, 07 Nov 2009 07:25:45 -0800 On a lawnmower I had was a big label which read: "WARNING WHEN MOTOR IS RUNNING- THE BLADE IS TURNING!" We once bought a grocery store pizza and the instruction were on the bottom, so we turned it upside down to see how long to cook it etc., and... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/warning-signs.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00ccff857a2c985d0123ddba38bd860b?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> joke http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/vending-machines.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Rojak and Cocktail) http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/vending-machines.html?_c=feed-rss http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/vending-machines.html?_c=feed-rss Mon, 02 Nov 2009 06:51:00 -0800 An American salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo, Japan. Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk to... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/vending-machines.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00ccff857a2c985d0123dde07337860d?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> joke http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/stop-redundancy.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Rojak and Cocktail) http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/stop-redundancy.html?_c=feed-rss http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/stop-redundancy.html?_c=feed-rss Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:31:40 -0700 The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Anti proliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time. Their Pre-meeting Statement wanted to make this... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/stop-redundancy.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00ccff857a2c985d01240b7162a3860e?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> humor http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/ten-things-that-you-should-never-say-to-a-ghost.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Rojak and Cocktail) http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/ten-things-that-you-should-never-say-to-a-ghost.html?_c=feed-rss http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/ten-things-that-you-should-never-say-to-a-ghost.html?_c=feed-rss Sat, 24 Oct 2009 06:24:22 -0700 Ghosts are scary. They move around freely in mansions. They just love to say “Boo” and watch you run away in fright. Here is a list of some things that you should never say to a ghost: Nice sheet. Did you get it from Martha Stewart? Hey giv... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/ten-things-that-you-should-never-say-to-a-ghost.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00ccff857a2c985d0123ddb38761860b?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/funniest-leave-letters-ever-written.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Rojak and Cocktail) http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/funniest-leave-letters-ever-written.html?_c=feed-rss http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/funniest-leave-letters-ever-written.html?_c=feed-rss Wed, 21 Oct 2009 07:10:15 -0700 1. Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave. 2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my ... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/funniest-leave-letters-ever-written.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00ccff857a2c985d0123ddc6f8f6860c?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> joke http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/a-mess-of-puns.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Rojak and Cocktail) http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/a-mess-of-puns.html?_c=feed-rss http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/a-mess-of-puns.html?_c=feed-rss Thu, 15 Oct 2009 07:33:00 -0700 When she saw her first gray hair, she thought she'd dye. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. Freudian slip. When you say one thing and mean your mother. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. I used to work in a blanket factory but it fo... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/a-mess-of-puns.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00ccff857a2c985d0123ddd747e6860d?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> humor http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/employer-talk.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Rojak and Cocktail) http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/employer-talk.html?_c=feed-rss http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/employer-talk.html?_c=feed-rss Sun, 11 Oct 2009 08:04:15 -0700 We're all fluent in this modern language. It's what we use when we want to exaggerate a little bit on our resumes or applications. It's also what we adopt when we're looking for a new person to join our company -- or not. Here's one interpretati... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/employer-talk.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00ccff857a2c985d01240b67adee860e?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> humor http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/deep-thoughts.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Rojak and Cocktail) http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/deep-thoughts.html?_c=feed-rss http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/deep-thoughts.html?_c=feed-rss Thu, 08 Oct 2009 07:59:41 -0700 Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind." Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "m... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/deep-thoughts.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00ccff857a2c985d0123ddd37fe7860d?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> humor http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/oxymorons.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Rojak and Cocktail) http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/oxymorons.html?_c=feed-rss http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/oxymorons.html?_c=feed-rss Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:55:57 -0700 51. Holy war 50. Act naturally 49. Found missing 48. Resident alien 47. Advanced BASIC 46. Genuine imitation 45. Airline Food 44. Good grief 43. Same difference 42. Almost exactly 41. Government organization 40. 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