http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/posts/page/1/ This is my collection of funny and interesting things, famous super-long list of completely useless but somewhat interesting facts, I've either found on the net, or have received via Email. en Vox Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:41:07 -0800 Copyright 2010 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/the-wedding-night-1.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Rojak and Cocktail) http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/the-wedding-night-1.html?_c=feed-rss http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/the-wedding-night-1.html?_c=feed-rss Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:41:07 -0800 Sipho gets married and on his wedding night he calls his Father for some tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before. So what do I do first? His father: Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed. 5 minutes later Sipho's on ... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/the-wedding-night-1.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00ccff857a2c985d0123ddd41daa860b?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> joke http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/prison-or-work.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Rojak and Cocktail) http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/prison-or-work.html?_c=feed-rss http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/prison-or-work.html?_c=feed-rss Fri, 01 Jan 2010 19:57:21 -0800 When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad... IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON.......Yo... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/prison-or-work.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00ccff857a2c985d0123f1909b57860f?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> humor http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/funny-instructions.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Rojak and Cocktail) http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/funny-instructions.html?_c=feed-rss http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/funny-instructions.html?_c=feed-rss Sun, 27 Dec 2009 20:35:25 -0800 On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: ... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/funny-instructions.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00ccff857a2c985d0123dde46dc6860c?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> humor http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/the-night-before-christmas.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Rojak and Cocktail) http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/the-night-before-christmas.html?_c=feed-rss http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/the-night-before-christmas.html?_c=feed-rss Wed, 23 Dec 2009 00:57:03 -0800 Twas the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks I have a good mind to scrap the whole works. I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Ins... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/the-night-before-christmas.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00ccff857a2c985d0123f18ba80e860f?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> humor http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/cigar-and-the-ass.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Rojak and Cocktail) http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/cigar-and-the-ass.html?_c=feed-rss http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/cigar-and-the-ass.html?_c=feed-rss Thu, 17 Dec 2009 21:39:58 -0800 A man went to his doctor seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy. "When you go to bed tonight, take ... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/cigar-and-the-ass.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00ccff857a2c985d01240b85f33a860e?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> joke http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/whats-the-moral-of-the-story.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Rojak and Cocktail) http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/whats-the-moral-of-the-story.html?_c=feed-rss http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/whats-the-moral-of-the-story.html?_c=feed-rss Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:13:41 -0800 A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a ... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/whats-the-moral-of-the-story.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00ccff857a2c985d0123ddde0e1e860c?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> humor http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/porsche-or-bmw.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Rojak and Cocktail) http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/porsche-or-bmw.html?_c=feed-rss http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/porsche-or-bmw.html?_c=feed-rss Fri, 11 Dec 2009 00:59:56 -0800 A hobo comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and raps gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the hobo asks him, "Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven't had a good meal in several days." The owner sa... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/porsche-or-bmw.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00ccff857a2c985d0123ddc82391860b?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> joke http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/things-that-sound-dirty-at-thanksgiving-but-arent.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Rojak and Cocktail) http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/things-that-sound-dirty-at-thanksgiving-but-arent.html?_c=feed-rss http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/things-that-sound-dirty-at-thanksgiving-but-arent.html?_c=feed-rss Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:17:27 -0800 "Whew, that's one terrific spread!" "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat." "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist." "Talk about a huge breast!" "It's Cool Whip time!" "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!" "Are you ready for se... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/things-that-sound-dirty-at-thanksgiving-but-arent.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00ccff857a2c985d01240b82331c860e?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> humor http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/2-not-so-dirty-dirty-jokes.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Rojak and Cocktail) http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/2-not-so-dirty-dirty-jokes.html?_c=feed-rss http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/2-not-so-dirty-dirty-jokes.html?_c=feed-rss Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:45:19 -0800 1) A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to go to 225 West 42nd St. By mistake, he went to 255 West 42nd St, the office of a podiatrist. Being met... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/2-not-so-dirty-dirty-jokes.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00ccff857a2c985d0123ddc5299d860b?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> jokes http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/the-rabbit.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(Rojak and Cocktail) http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/the-rabbit.html?_c=feed-rss http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/the-rabbit.html?_c=feed-rss Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:08:40 -0800 A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. ... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://linkenlim.vox.com/library/post/the-rabbit.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00ccff857a2c985d0123ddd8f8a0860c?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p>