How will you be ringing in the New Year?
Like a complete saddo.... its 8.43pm and im sitting in my pjamas with a bottle of cheap wine and my pet cat and omg I almost actually for about 5 mins sat here contemplated signing up for a dating website :-(
What's your best advice on how to deal with the post-holiday blues?
Sleep it away
What’s the best action adventure epic ever made?
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Lord of the Rings Trilogy of course!
......snowinggggggggggggggggg
.....I wrote such gibberish last night!!!
....unlimited , some diesal fragance. Ralph Lauren Polo advert makes me laguh its so old fashioned like you cant buy the frangranece unless you own a polo pony or a yaught.
Katerhine Jenkins is on now. I quite like her....however tonight she sounds darn awful....yikes!..omg that was bloody awful.... poor thing.
some comedian onnow neverheard of him and cant even pronounce his name....hes very funny , doing skit about being posh and beign married to a northern irish woman who can hold a grudge for a hundred years...rofl!
Michael Bubble is on later....now adverts again....oh btw my nose piercing had healed. doenst hurt anymore, going to buy a nicer piece of jewellry now...
Bubble is on now, singing cry me a river....zzzzzzzzzzz.......
Peter Kay is funny.
Darn ive drunk all my wine :-( got another bottle inbut its red and ive beendrinking red and everybody knows not ot mix red with white or youll die.
My cat is really in a mood with me....im tired and dreaming of Lindt chocolate.
Think ill go to bed
....now thats a tag line. Theres one on now and I hate them, I just dont see the point.
I need the loo.
back..
oh god the ventriloquist is still on...
Mika ison now, I dont much like his music its a bit squeaky, its not really my kinda music. Dont get me wrong his songs are different and catchy but If i have to listen to pop music Id rather Take That.
One thing I will look forward to seing is Diversity who won Britains got Talent, they beat Susan Boyle, even thought I think Susan is the real winner in all of this. Shes gone Triple platinum I think?
Theres another comedianon now cant remember hisname hes doing a guide to the north...haha, Im classed as North Midlands....lol hes saying the Nothern National Anthem is the theme tune to Coronation Street....chips, pudding, gravy anda can of pop for £1.92 welcome to the north...brilliant! except those weird chip shops in Scotland who when you ask for Chips and gravy look at you like youve beamed infrom Mars. I mean you havent lived unless youve had chips and gravy. Curry and Chips is another northern delicacy
OMG they are advetising this cd called "Words for you" its got boring celebs reading drab poetry to drab music....snore. If any ofmy family gotme this id disown them.
Now there a muddy dog messing upa white bedroom...now Gala bingo...now Jamie Oliver advertiswing Sainsburys..
If you are just tunng into this blog welcometo british tv and its advertising....
...... the circus group are men jumping thorugh metal hoops with the music to a guiness advert, yanno the one where its in black and white with the man that looks like hes blind but hes waiting on the beach for the perfect surf wave then the white horses in the waves run down the beach? that one... they have graffitti backdrop.
loo break over...
they are still jumping through hoops, dead boring.
Oh Whoopi goldberg is on soon. I LOVE Whoopi she is brilliant! have you noticed how Whoope goldberg never gets any older?
We havent had any snow where i live btw.....why do I start to itch when ive had wine?.....the cats just fallen off the sofa *snickers* dont tell her I laughed.....why do adverts go on so long?.....Oh a two part episode of "Cranford" is on over xmas. Cant wait!!!
Peter Kay is making jokes again and is presenting somebody called Mylee Cyrus, have no idea who she is. I think shes american. well shes singing about the USA.
Problemwith the Royal Variety Performance is that its all a bit sickly sweet because the queen is in the audience (her face would crack if she smiled, she looks so miserable) and nobody dare be too daring because maybe they think they will be locked in the Tower.
God this Mylee Cyrus sounds awful.......Whoopi is on!!!!!!! oh I love her!! shes invited to my fantasy dinner party, along with kermit the frog, and Judge Judy.
Shes building up to her Sister Act musical, im sure we will see this next act. yup.....cast of sister act the musical.....its not bad, I wouldnt mind going to see this. I get nervous around Nuns though.
Ill keep you up to date if anything more thrilling happens.
.....to watching "The Royal Variety Show" on ITV tv. Theres nothing else on.
Bear in mind I dont actually watch this show but tonight so far im watching it so I thought Id keep you up to date on the "Entertainment".
Peter Kay (comedian) is the presenter I think unless they are having a presnter relay, I must admit hes pretty funny, and his gran was in the audience.
The first actor is Chakakan (cant spell her name), Lulu, and Anastasia doing some "medley" from their show called "here come the girls" I think, I had a conversation with my cat Sophie asking her if she had ever heard of this show and she said "im a cat! how the hell should I know", I said "a cat that doenst do show tunes??, cats were born for show tunes" she doesnt look convinced. Shes in a mood with me btw because I wont put the heating on.
Oh btw im on my third glass of wine. my boss got it me and its really nice so I might get slightly squiffy. Well the trio have finished their medley, it was boring, it has to be because I typed all the way through it.
eh up some weird circus group thingy onnow.
.....basically because .co.uk just doesnt stock a good selection of mandolin books. I think Mandolin is just more popular in the US becuase the .com version of the store had some really cool books like irish stuff and baroque and christmas carols for mandolin. So ive just ordered three books of tunes. Going to cost me a fortune because had it of been on the .co.uk it would have been free shipping :-(
